Scene out of "As Good As It Gets"

Do you remember when Jack Nicholson and Helen Hunt go to dinner at a fancy restaurant and they tell him that he needs to wear a jacket. Ok. We go into the Stone Barn Restaurant, the one that Lizzie recommended. I've got on a plaid short sleeve shirt, my cargo shorts with suspenders holding them up, and sandals. The lady at the front desk says, Welcome, do you have a reservation? We say yes. She then tells me that we cannot eat there unless I have pants on. I'm not happy. She says they will not budge because it's the house rules. I said nobody told us this when we made the reservation. She still will not budge. She then says, "Oh its not a problem. We have some pants for you to wear. What size are you?" Now, as fat as I am right now this was really a great subject that I truly loved discussing at the front desk of a fancy restaurant with other people standing around. So I go back to this room where they've got a total of 5 pair of pants hanging up. We picked out the only ones that could possibly work and she left me alone to change. The waist was not quite big enough around but more than made up for it by having legs about 4 inches too long. First I transferred my suspenders off my cargo shorts to the back of the pants. After I pulled them up and went to zip up the zipper I discovered it had buttons for the fly. So I worked on that for a little while and I got them all buttoned up. Then I pulled the front of my suspenders down and fastened them on the front of the pants. I figured OK all ready to go. I took one step and the suspender fasteners on the back of the pants popped off. The pants were lower than my cargo shorts and I had forgotten to lengthen my suspenders. I am not able to re-attach the back suspender fasteners while I still have the pants on because my mind wants to do everythng backwards when I try to do that. So, I take the pants off, reattach the suspenders, and then begin the buttoning process again. I finally was ready to eat in this fancy restaurant. I had on a plaid short sleeve shirt, suspenders and black pin striped suit pants that were piled up on top of my sandals. It was fun to eat there and I am glad we did it. The farm may be nonprofit but I can tell you that the restaurant is definitely for profit. It cost us $310 to eat there. I think they served us 10 different courses of food. Between each course they removed the dishes, and all the silverware off the table and placed new silverware back on the table. I have never ever seen such good service. For me, it was more of an experience than it was good food. The food was OK but I would rather eat at the Adobe in Yachats for $46 total for the two of us including the tip. The $310 included the tip. The meal was $260 and we added a $50 tip to it (can't have people thinking Yachat's dwellers are bad tippers). We actually had 4 waiters waiting our table. The other 3 times we have eaten out in nice restaurants here it cost between $90 and $110 including tip. So this place was a stratosphere one time experience for us.
Dad
If you click on the pic you can see it better-the pin stripes in particular